The tale of the evil dummy stealing right hand

And the operation bash mummy's face is officially back on

Another successful night of bashing mummy into desperation so that she gives in and breastfeeds... Buh bye  boobs welcome sad mooses...

"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"

Finding out that you're pregnant when you're used to 60-hour weeks is a bit of a shock to the system. Especially when all of the sudden you go from travelling every week to a different country to not being able to walk cause your maggot aka miracle of life inside you, is causing your body to shut down and swell till you look like a sumo fighter.

Top that off with a requested c-section and you have yourself a recipe for a hell of a year.